lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”
She’s done a lot of flying in her day.
A LOT OF FLYING
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
This is your daily reminder that self-indulgence can be a form of self-care.
That ‘because it makes me feel better’ is a completely valid reason to do something.
That if something makes you happy then it is not pointless or a waste of time.
That if doing something makes you feel better then it is not something that is unproductive to do.
And that doing things that make you feel okay is just as important as anything else.
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
i can’t even do that right